FIX YOUR SHUFFLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[Your_Shuffle_SUCKS]

FIX THE SHUFFLE for the love of God, is the worst shuffle of all time!

Never in human history in the technological age has a shuffle algorithm been THIS BAD, Its simply atrocious, it is SO BAD that is hard to even imagine something this awful could exists, am pretty sure that if I hire 50 senior developers with 20 years of experience, and tell them to make something so bad like Spotify’s shuffle and give the unlimited budget and 10 years, they will never reach the level of catastrophic design “achieved” by your shuffle.

And before you start telling me “ways to make my experience better” and depersonalize the blame…. Please just STOP. JUST DON’T

Is 100% your fault, your shuffle is not random and is either BAD code or and agenda to push certain song and or content

Just check google (you know, the most popular search engine in the world) and you will see the TSUMANI of people calling SPECIFICLY your “shuffle” the worst in the market… BY FAR!!!

So please don’t even start with your “clean cache”, “restart this”, “have you try this other thing that my supervisor told me to tell any pour soul that complains because we are not going to fix this because we don’t care”

FIX

YOUR

SHUFFLE

Even on my longest list of 12, YES TWELVE HOURS, I got the same 7 songs over 10 days… on a ROW!!! This is mathematically speaking so unlikely that I would have a bigger change to get kill by an asteroid on my birthday while flying a commercial plane specifically over the Ecuador

Once again

FIX YOUR SHUFFLE

IS THE WORST ON THE MARKET BY SO MUCH YOU SHOULD BE ON THE AWARD FOR WORST ALGORITHM OF ALL TIME
or you have an agenda… please prove me wrong