If I have to listen to another Porter Airlines ad I am going to Hurl

[Sickened]

I am not rich. I am not female. I am not homosexual.

My two best friends are gay men. It is not about orientation.

It is about the haughty pretense of the Porter ads.

The tone of voice is not on-the-level. It is pretty... ok... to listen to...  if you are a woman, or, I am guessing... if you are gay...

I am neither. I am loving and empathetic, but I FEEL the targetting of the marketing.

The ad should say .. enjoy the ride...

to the rides capital of North America.

But instead it says 

Enjoy the RIiiiiiiiiiide...

until the RIiiiiiiide is over.

I will not go into detail.

Suffice it for mr. suave/nice/sensitive/ cache'  to say 

Enjoy the ride until the ride is over... and we can make the connection

to rides in theme parks in Orlando.

But since some people ride and some people are...

well....

I do not want to go into detail.