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Who Me Too'd this topic

I NOW UNDERSTAND THE UPDATE, LET ME HELP YOU.

So i just figured out the whole spotify update thing and why it happened.

It is a game! You now have to play the memory game and remember every artist name you like and every album and song name! 

Dont want to play??? Too bad, we here at Spotify dont care about you or your opinion, in fact we like to hear you cry. Just like that Southpark episode with the cable company, we want you to need and hate us at the same time.

So just to recap what the new update did;

1-memory game, you have to remember everything now. No more just scrolling for what you want.

2- we took away the scrolling feature becuase you dont like music for reals unless you remember the artist name, album, song, genre, birthdays, and blood type.

3- we took away alphanumberic sorting becuase reason #1

4- we just dont like you and its way more fun making a forum for you to complain to yourselves to. Then we just come by here once a week for a laugh.

 

 

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